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Neurotically Whored Neurotically Whored

Rated 0 / 5 stars May 20, 2005

i closed it

man, first off, if you're going to do a parody, do it well. secondly, i switched it off halfway through that damned countdown. if you've ever actually seen one, they move smoothly and the seconds are normal. i stopped at three.


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Ooopsie!! Ooopsie!!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 20, 2005

very good... *applause*

well, if this was a test, it sure beats my tests! here's a rundown:

Graphics, 10: man, you have a nice style and the animation talent to boot. well done!

style, 8: well, it's something rarely seen on NG, so, good work! the whole concept of what the oops bit eluded me.

Sound, 4: well, i personally got annoyed with the squeaks, but it was clear and well timed so i can't give it lower than 4

Violence, 1: well, the poor little guy gets squashed. well timed appropriate violence. it gets one for obvious lacking of excessive violence

Interactivity, 2: play and replay.

Humor, 5: well done, a bit predictable, but i had no idea that there would be another one. it gets five cause i got a good chuckle

Overall, 9/10: well done! work like this is rarely seen on NG. keep it up. with your talents, i hope you get the recognition you deserve!

StrainedMadman



Fingertips #3 Fingertips #3

Rated 0 / 5 stars May 11, 2005

uh? what?

ok, this is the first one i've seen. it was short, pointless, a waste of my d/load limit. sorry, but fist you need a storyline. then you need graphics, as in actually draw some characters yourself. thirdly, it needs to be longer than 10 seconds. sorry, but pontless, useless, and blammed...


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Blood of The Enemy - H.G Blood of The Enemy - H.G

Rated 2 / 5 stars May 20, 2005

sorry, but a human being CANNOT react in one frame

ok, the buttons need to be bigger. (i.e. their whole head!) i had to repeat the first bit so many times i had MUSCLE MEMORY of where to click! and that is NOT a good thing! the second guy throws the knife so fast (is it a knife?) that i estimate about .02 seconds to react. and personally, i and the rest of the human race aren't that fast. i appreciate that you spent a long time on it, but really, i would have liked to have played more. try slowing the framerate down a bit, perhaps? or making the buttons dissapear as your movie clips start killing the main guy. it was highly frustrating to find out i had clicked but was going to be killed anyway. so, improvements are welcome. i mean, hard games are good, but this is bordering on the impossible. so, just tune it up and update it! i'll play it again when i can pass the second guy!

StrainedMadman



Rumble ball field 1 Rumble ball field 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 1, 2005

Great, good old arcade fun

well, to the last reveiwer, are you old enough to remember things like pac-man, and cd-man and space invaders? those old arcade games are as pointless as this one, but they were all we had before graphics of these days were invented. i give it a 9 in the reveiw, but it needs to be longer so it gets a 4 on the voting. make more. please.


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